Marketing 101

Step One: Select inexpensive, widely available, well known product. ($9.72/1.1kg on Amazon)

Vaseline

 

Step Two: Apply shrink ray.

 

Step Three: Increase cost almost 5000%

 

Step Four: Place in heavily frequented public area and rake in cash.

Mini Vaseline

 

You’ll have to excuse me for a few minutes while I find myself some Tylenol. I think something in my brain just seized.

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    • For some strange reason your comments keep getting spammed :( I’m not sure how to fix that.

      I thought about the possibility of being able to refill it as well, but I came to the conclusion that I have enough small containers at home that I don’t need one specially labeled for vaseline. I hope that the people who buy it do actually refill it rather than just buying a new one when they run out (I have no doubts you’ll refill it)

  1. I always buy the bigger one on sale and just de-pot it…

    This reminds me of the time I bought a 3L bottle of water for 89 cents because I didn’t want to pay $1 for the 500mL bottle of water. It was less money AND more water. So I bought the 3L bottle and started drinking it like I would with the 500mL.

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